buddy, i need you.

❒ Single
❒ Taken
✔ Assassin.
✔ Attending a wedding in purgatory
✔ Letting my hair flow in the wind as I ride through the glen, firing arrows into the sunset

I'm Eva. Pronounced AY-VUH.
||Personal blog at work.||
Will be covered in many fandom related posts, random pictures, things that look appealing, etc. Definitely not a spoiler free blog.
Please enjoy.
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i love having those little epiphanies in the middle of mass effect when i quietly whisper to myself “im gonna fuck that alien”

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 7:52 PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha my mom found the snake

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 11:44 AM

my snake reALLY LIKES FLOWERS

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 1:20 AM

This is EDI. She likes hair and cleavage.

Posted on April 27, 2013 at 6:24 PM

Guys how do I tell my mom I have a snake hiding in my room?

Posted on April 27, 2013 at 3:03 PM

This is one of those moments when you wish you weren’t single.

Posted on April 22, 2013 at 11:50 PM

Posted on April 20, 2013 at 11:08 PM

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Posted on April 19, 2013 at 10:10 PM

you guys are either fucking geniuses or fucking idiots

Posted on April 17, 2013 at 12:33 AM

scars are so fucking sexy. like if i ever dated someone with a bunch of scars i could spend the whole day tracing them.

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 10:51 PM

i understand alien politics better than my own

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 8:02 PM

when you say you want to try/do something:

“oh no you don’t want that”

Posted on April 12, 2013 at 12:32 AM

i wanted to show you my cool new hair because cool new hair

Posted on April 5, 2013 at 2:21 AM

should i, or should i not, color my hair?

more like: should i, or should i not, risk losing my job?

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 11:38 PM

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Posted on March 27, 2013 at 11:08 PM