buddy, i need you.

thekingofvikings: trainerjessikawantstobattle: Pokemon X/Y is...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:59:24 -0500

trainerjessikawantstobattle:

Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.

Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!

ljuvliga: ljuvliga: This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:56:56 -0500

ljuvliga:

This halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.

stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”

tltty: why do little kids have to scream

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:55:58 -0500

tltty:

why do little kids have to scream

thespawnofsanta: tag poetry

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:53:23 -0500

thespawnofsanta:

tag poetry

jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:52:39 -0500

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:51:17 -0500

samuelshakusky:

when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”

detectiveinspectordonut: maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them...

Sat, 11 May 2013 09:51:17 -0500

detectiveinspectordonut:

maybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live

samuelshakusky: when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:40:47 -0500

samuelshakusky:

when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”

stagling: i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:39:32 -0500

stagling:

i actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways

hero-of-time-winds-and-legend: cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe...

Fri, 10 May 2013 21:37:48 -0500

hero-of-time-winds-and-legend:

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

this is a good excuse to carry a pocket magnifying glass too

richardiumarmitageum: male models of middle-earth 5/5 (previous...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:04:32 -0500

richardiumarmitageum:

male models of middle-earth 5/5 (previous parts of this zoolander x hobbit crossover here)

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment: spineye: amandaonwriting: Bloods...

Wed, 08 May 2013 00:17:32 -0500

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

spineye:

amandaonwriting:

Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers

SOURCE

well you never know when this might come in handy.

I feel like this would be useful to some of you.

Zombie Apocalypse: British Edition

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:51:48 -0500

Zombie Apocalypse: British Edition

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Sun, 05 May 2013 00:50:28 -0500

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha: myjusticecake: Man those four...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:49:03 -0500

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

myjusticecake:

Man those four years must have been really fucking rough.

Dean was not an easy child

theshirelock: if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:47:45 -0500

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:47:24 -0500

thewholockgames:

dean-the-hug-monster:

I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.

He doesn’t have a car.

He lives 10 miles away.

He ran.

MARRY HIM

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Sun, 05 May 2013 00:46:51 -0500

macabresentiment: macabresentiment: My name is Alexander...

Sun, 05 May 2013 00:46:34 -0500

macabresentiment:

macabresentiment:

My name is Alexander Salisbury and this is my beautiful girlfriend Casey. Unlike most relationships, Casey and I unfortunately live very far away from each other. I live all the way in California while she lives all the way over in New York. Sure the distance sucks but that doesn’t keep us from talking each day and skyping each night. Basically the reason I am writing all this is because I need help raising money to go see Casey in New York. I have been saving up money on my own but there is not much left after bills and rent each month.

You can help us without having to give a penny. All I ask is that you click this link which gives me around a penny for each click and I’m hoping that Tumblr will support me and reblog this enough to where I can raise a large sum of money to go see her. Please just take a second and click this link and then reblog this post so that I can make this all happen. I sincerely appreciate it and thank you so much for reading.

http://adf.ly/OQofC

ALSO PLEASE PRESS SKIP

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