omfg have you guys ever had a problem where you have a box of assorted chocolates and the first time you open up the box you look at each chocolate and deem one your favorite just because it looks so delicious and you want it now but instead you save it for last and you eat all the other chocolates first and rate which ones were really good or really bad and then when you finally get to the last chocolate—the one you deemed best—and eat it you think it’ll be perfect but instead of being this godly mouth-watering chocolaty deliciousness you expected it was just shit and nasty and you hate it but you have no more other chocolates to get rid of the taste so you’re stuck with that nasty ass chocolate taste in your mouth and you get really sad and you just want another box chocolates so you can start over but you don’t have another box so you just crawl into the empty box you already have and die…..?