Pokemon X/Y is going to be set in France.
Yay! We can finally run from trainer battles!
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Posted on May 15, 2013 at 7:59 PMThis halloween I taped a sign saying COMMUNISM in red on my chest and handed out one piece of candy for each kid and if they complain I say, “Well, look at that you just learned about Communism.” One dad already gave me a dirty look.
stop my mom made me take it off because one little girl demanded more candy and I said “whoa calm down, capitalism”
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Posted on May 11, 2013 at 9:56 AMwhy do little kids have to scream
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Posted on May 11, 2013 at 9:55 AMmen should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day
OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT
AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM
BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE
THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”
I’M NOT EVEN JOKING
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Posted on May 11, 2013 at 9:52 AMmaybe aliens don’t talk to us because we’re creepy. i mean we send them weird mix tapes and we keep trying to find out where they live
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Posted on May 11, 2013 at 9:51 AMwhen i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
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Posted on May 11, 2013 at 9:51 AMwhen i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
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Posted on May 10, 2013 at 9:40 PMi actually get decent grades on the papers i write at 1am so don’t you dare tell me i need to change my ways
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Posted on May 10, 2013 at 9:39 PMhero-of-time-winds-and-legend:
Posted on May 10, 2013 at 9:37 PMif a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
this is a good excuse to carry a pocket magnifying glass too
male models of middle-earth 5/5 (previous parts of this zoolander x hobbit crossover here)
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Posted on May 8, 2013 at 11:04 PMBloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
I feel like this would be useful to some of you.
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Posted on May 8, 2013 at 12:17 AMMan those four years must have been really fucking rough.
Dean was not an easy child
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Posted on May 5, 2013 at 12:49 AM